High Class Lowlife

Oh bloody hell.

My dog just erased all the songs from my iPod.  I’m not even lying.

Reblog with your first job and age you started working.

monsterpants:

graceinsmallthings:

yumwatch:

robot-heart:

enjoli:bumblevision:mercurypdx:biteofpythias:

Cashier and deli girl at the local grocery store, 16

Independent video store clerk, 17.

Reporter for my local newspaper, 14.

(Is that even legal?!? Ah well, it is the South after all. And they paid me in bylines.)

Constantine’s Greenhouse and Nursery worker, 15. Fired after approximately 1.5 months for being rather weak and useless. Trees are heavy, yo.

Panera Bread Montrose, 16.  I stayed for six months (and fifteen pounds) in the bakery until they refused to accommodate my school schedule anymore.

HOLY SHIT

My brother was car-jacked last night.  At gunpoint.  His car is gone, but luckily, Bill is okay.

I suppose I should watch the show before I pass judgment, but I really don’t get this True Blood thing.  I guess i just don’t understand the fascination with vampires, period.  And Anna Paquin should NOT be blonde.

Question:  Would it be appropriate, on a syllabus for a college writing class, to say, “Please refrain from using ‘text speak’ in your papers.  It makes my eyes bleed”?

I wouldn’t ask if I hadn’t seen it before.

Thanks, University of Akron!

Now I know that it’s both inappropriate and illegal for me to give my students good grades in exchange for sexual favors.  Your orientation meetings were very helpful and informative!

I’m back in the USA (and am currently in Cape Cod, which is beautiful)!

Being surrounded by all this fresh seafood makes me hope that someday scallops are declared a vegetable.